Dirty Little Secret: “What happens when you tell someone you’re a pilot… bu

In this hilarious and relatable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a listener calls in with a Dirty Little Secret that takes off in an unexpected direction.

 After meeting a stunning woman at a bar, he blurts out that he’s a pilot—only to realize she thinks he flies commercial jets. The truth?

He’s a certified drone pilot who’s taken a few flying lessons in Addison, Texas. As the story unfolds, Billy and the crew dive into the blurred lines between embellishment and honesty, especially when attraction is involved. The conversation gets real as they explore:

Candice weighs in with a female perspective, offering insight into how women interpret these kinds of confessions. One standout moment? When Billy jokes, “Who do you fly for? Oh, Walmart. Uber Eats. I’ll drop off your food in your driveway.” The crew can’t stop laughing, but they also keep it real—reminding listeners that honesty and vibes matter more than titles. Whether you’ve ever stretched the truth on a first date or just love a good laugh, this episode is packed with charm, awkwardness, and a surprising amount of heart.

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