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Always busy, and always needed for sure. The ER, and the ER Dr's have seen it all, and a new Reddit post has them sharing some.
These are some of the best.
- “Pet chicken. It was summer and too hot to leave it in the car. It sat in her lap for most of the time. It got a little bitey during the EKG.”
- “The dead raccoon in a cooler that bit him 🦝”
- “Frequent flier showed up in full on unicorn suit.”
- “His own hip ball joint in a Ziploc baggie. He was such a bad IV drug user his flesh and bone was rotting away and plop, it just fell off. He asked to keep it.”
- “His severed arm”
- “Raw chicken he had eaten half of while sitting in a recliner in the dark. Wanted us to ‘test it to see if it’s raw’”
- “Had a patient show up with a bucket of all his bodily fluids from the past 12 hours 🤢”
- “A suitcase full of french toast.”
- “A super intoxicated guy came in and when he lied down a raw onion fell out of his pocket💀”
- “Emotional support duck.”
- “Their severed finger in a big mac box”
- “I had a lady with ‘helper’ monkeys!”
- “A bag of meth in her vagina and a switchblade in her rectum.”
- “Christmas lights for their ER room! Plugged them in and strung them across the room”
- “A possum. The patient wanted it tested for rabies, because it bit them. We declined and set the poor possum free in the sheep field next door. Told the patient to quit harassing innocent possums.”
So maybe on your next first date you go to the ER and see what you can see. ER bingo anyone?