It’s Friday, and let’s face it, no one woke up this morning with ambitions of achieving world peace…proving the existence of fate…or building Ikea furniture. So, let’s bring things down a notch.
For no reason whatsoever, here are some amusing Celebrity Name Anagrams.
For those of you who are really unplugged today, remember that anagrams are words or phrases created from rearranging the letters in an existing word of phrase. Or in this case, a celebrity’s name.
1. Kanye West…Sweaty Ken
2. Leonardo DiCaprio…Periodic Anal Odor
3. Justin Timberlake…I’m a Jerk, But Listen
4. Kim Kardashian…His Kink, a Drama
5. Beyoncé Knowles…Obscenely Woken
6. Kevin Federline…Evil Knee Finder
7. Amy Poehler…My Pale Hero
8. John Mayer…Enjoy Harm
9. Emma Watson…Team Womans
10. Matthew McConaughey…A ‘Catch Them Women’ Guy
11. Ryan Gosling…Sly Groaning
12. Bill Gates…Get Ill Abs
13. Jennifer Aniston…Fine in Torn Jeans
14. Angelina Jolie…Age Jail Online
15. Seinfeld…Snide Elf
16. Tom Hiddleston…Odd Silent Moth
17. Madonna Louise Ciccone…One Cool Dance Musician
18. Britney Spears…Presbyterians
19. Chad Kroeger…Orchard Geek
20. Lil Wayne…Wine Ally
21. Neil Young…Online Guy (Which is more than a little ironic.)
22. Eric Clapton…Narcoleptic
23. Clint Eastwood…Old West Action
24. Marilyn Manson…Manly Man? No Sir
25. Meryl Streep…Try Eel Sperm
(You can attempt to create your own anagrams, here.)